The Upcoming Cocaine Bear Movie

[WolfofWords]

https://slate.com/culture/2021/03/cocai ... rnton.html

Remember when that bear did all of that cocaine? No?



Now it's going to be a movie directed by Elizabeth Banks and produced by Lord and Miller (the Lego Movie guys)

[scooter]

The dead man was wearing a bulletproof vest and night vision goggles and carried two different pistols, ammunition, a stiletto, freeze-dried food, six Krugerrands, $4,500 cash, IDs in multiple names, a membership card to the Miami Jockey Club, and several inspirational epigrams, one of which read, “There is only one tactical principle not subject to change: It is to inflict the maximum amount of wounds, death and destruction on the enemy in the minimum amount of time.” He also had a duffel bag with about 75 pounds of cocaine, all of which was recovered.

Y'know, like you do.

[scooter]

Looking at this again and reading through the article, there is something very, very wrong when a bear OD'ing on cocaine is the least fucked-up part of the story.

[WolfofWords]

Yep. No wonder it captured the imagination of the Internet for a while.

[scooter]

This is now out and ready to go.



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