At one point back in March, he was doing a show concerning unusual products when the scriptwriter, Danny, made a joke about no one wanting to buy a product with the wrong name, such as a perfume called "Rotting Turtle". Simon took this as a challenge and said that he would do so - without, of course, having any idea of how; it was just simply an off-the-cuff remark. (I left a comment that Rotting Turtle sounded like a village in Dorset.)
Well, now...it's happened.

It's a unisex fragrance, as opposed to the "fragrance for men" envisioned in the original video, and is described as "citrusy" and "not at all like a rotting turtle".

Quite pricey as well (though I generally do not spend money on perfume, so I don't have a clear idea what such things run for), but it is at least partly worth it for the sheer joy of telling people who enjoy your scent what you are actually wearing.
