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The cooking show I watch says that there's no way there would be actual crab in there, because Mr. Krabs is, well, a crab and presumably not a cannibal one. I counter with the crushing logic that there is no way to get actual steer down on the bottom of the sea, s'there.
This will determine the fate of humanity, or at least crabdom, for generations to come.
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Re: Krabby Patty
We need to send in an infiltration expert to know for sure.

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Re: Krabby Patty
I should mention that while using beef burgers to recreate the Krabby Patty, he also does do a second episode where he recreates the King-Size Ultra Krabby Supreme, double-battered and fried, on a stick. With extra mayo. I think my arteries just hardened because I wrote that, and I had a veggie burger for lunch just now.
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When I was in college, we used to order lunch from a specialty hot dog place. They had a hotdog called "The Cracklin'" which was a bacon-wrapped hot dog. My mentor used to say "They call it that because that's what your arteries will be doing."
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